Lines by Lauren & Zachary's Witticisms

Here are some fairly recent lines by Lauren:

• One of Lauren's Veggie Tales CDs says, "Sing Hosanna to the King of Kings." According to Lauren, it is "Sing, Ho! Santa to the King of Kings."
  
  
• An "E-dult" is a big person who is always bored.
  
  
• Zachy, I'm going to do some teamwork for your birthday invitations.
  
  
• Grandma, I didn't know that old people polished their toenails!
  
  
• My teacher is rich. I heard her tell someone.


• Pecan = a bird at the zoo, aka a toucan


• Tic tattoo = a tattoo


• Mama, will you be done with school in two weeks so we can go get a house with a basement?


• Pinta butter = peanut butter


• It's just you and me, Mama, and we're a good cooking team.

And here are some of Zachary's famous one-liners...

• Evidence is a kind of clue (approx. age 2)


• Zachary: Dora's coming on!
  Michelle: Again?
  Zachary: Don't be scared, Mommy, she won't hurt you! (age 2)


• He [the misfit elf in Rudolph] doesn't fit in, but he fits through the window!


• Cotton balls turn into cotton candy


• Cordboy = Corduroy the Bear


• While making brownies: Can we hatch the eggs now? (age 3)


• I was volunteering in Zachary's 1st grade class last year and a classmate asked him what he should do with his completed poem on a bell shape. Zachary said, "Put it in your palm book." I asked what a palm book was. He said, "It's for these palms. It's a palm book!"