I made myself a snow ball as perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet and let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas and a pillow for its head.
Then, last night it ran away
But first -- it wet the bed.
~Shel Silverstein

Today Lauren told me, "I wish I had eyes in the back of my head so I could see my ponytail and run backwards." :-)